Is that an illegal gun in your
pocket or did you just shoot your penis off?
A 33-year-old security guard in Rio
Claro, Trinidad And Tobago was found
by police slumped behind his steering wheel on Sunday morning, according to the
Trinidad and Tobago Guardian.
Police saw that the guard was
bleeding from his groin and they discovered he had a .38 caliber firearm in his
right front pocket. Cops determined the man had accidentally shot his penis
off.
He was taken to a local hospital
where he remains. Gawker reports that it's unclear weather medical staff was able to
reattach or reassemble the guard's manhood.
As Gawker writes, to add insult to
"the worst injury imaginable," the guard will likely face charges of
illegal possession of a firearm because he allegedly didn't have a valid
handgun license.
Wonkette suggests a way to avoid tragedies like this in the future:
... the only way to stop a bad penis with a gun is with a
good penis with a gun, so maybe if we posted armed penises in all ... public
places, then everybody would be safe.
It's too bad this bold plan wasn't
unsheathed before the guard's groin was destroyed.
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