Sunday, November 30, 2014

STUPID THINGS WOMEN WHO CHEAT ON THEIR HUSBANDS DO (1)


These women allow their lovers to bang them left, centre and forward, then go home to complain of headache when their husbands’ say ‘it’s time for action.’
They even allow their lovers to fling their legs to angle  90…for easier and better penetration during bedmatic, yet refuse to give their husbands’ the same treat, satisfactions and latitude!

LADY KILLED AS SHE TRIES TO DETONATE BOMB IN HOSPITAL


A suspected female bomber was pounced upon on Friday by angry residents and lynched alive after she attempted to enter the Murtala Muhammed Specialist Hospital, where most victims of the Kano Central Mosque attack were being treated, to detonate bombs.

PLANS TO ATTACK MOSQUE HAD BEEN ON FOR TWO MONTHS, SAYS SANUSI*WHY DIDN’T HE WARN HIS FELLOW MUSLIMS?


Pix culled from Tribune
Former Central Bank of Nigeria(CBN), Mohammed Sanusi, now Emir of Kano, yesterday said that the plans to bomb Kano Central Mosque, where over 200 people were killed had been on for two months.
He however conveniently did not give further details on why he made such a bombshell statement.

Bad road kills Mother, two kids, others as bus plunges into river


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A mother and her two female kids were among 11 people who died after their bus skidded off the road and plunged into a river, at Akwa Ibom State.

Saturday, November 29, 2014

POLICEWOMAN SLAPS MAN, DETAINS HIM


An angry policewoman, on Thursday, gave a blinding slap to a man during an altercation. The man promptly retaliated and was arrested.

‘POLICE, DSS NASS INVASION, OMINOUS SIGNS FOR DEMOCRACY’


‘Police, DSS NASS invasion, ominous signs for democracy’
Nigerians were shocked to their marrows last Thursday, when supposedly role model lawmakers, like excited school boys in high jump sport game, scaled gates and fences in their determination to enter the hallowed chamber of the National Assembly.

IGP/TAMBUWAL MOVIE CONTINUES:JAIL THE INSPECTOR-GENERAL, TAMBUWAL TELLS COURT


Hummm. The rippling water has become stormy. Power play between the Inspector General of Police, Suleiman Abba and Speaker of the House of Representatives, Aminu Tambuwal,took a nasty turn yesterday, with Tambuwal demanding that Abba should be jailed.

FERGUSON KILLING: KILLER COP TO LEAVE FORCE


WILSON
Police officer, Darren Wilson, who shot and killed Michael Brown, 18, an unarmed black teen, leading to prolonged weeks of protest in Ferguson is leaving the force. Did you say good riddance to bad rubbish? That was harsh! The guy was just doing his job!

MEN WHO DON'T FEAR THEIR OWN GOD, WHO WILL THEY FEAR?120 DEAD IN NIGERIA MOSQUE SUICIDE ATTACK


At least 120 people were killed and 270 others wounded on Friday when two suicide bombers blew themselves up and gunmen opened fire during weekly prayers at the mosque of one of Nigeria's top Islamic leaders.

Friday, November 28, 2014

Many feared dead as explosion rocks Kano Central Mosque

Many are feared dead in a bomb blast that occurred at the Kano Central Mosque on Friday, influential newspaper, the Leadership, is reporting.

FOUR KILLED, MANY INJURED AS BUS THUGS, MOTORBIKE RIDERS CLASH IN LAGOS


*POLICE ARREST 26
Four people were feared killed and several injured after members of the National Union of Road Transport Workers(NURTW) and motorcycle operators, also known as (Okada), clashed today at the Ajah/Lekki area of Lagos.

CONTROLLER OF PRISONS BAGS SEVEN YEARS JAIL TERM FOR FRAUD


The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission on Friday 28, 2014, secured the conviction of a top prison officer as Justice J.J Majebi of the Kogi State High Court, Okene, convicted and sentenced Joseph Friday Idachaba, Deputy Controller of Prisons, to seven years imprisonment for offences bordering on obtaining money by false pretence.

COURT SEIZES MERCEDES BENZ TRUCK, SENDS OIL THIEF TO 4 YEARS IMPRISONMENT


A Federal High Court, Port Harcourt, has ordered the forfeiture of a Mercedes Benz  truck with registration number: AG 601 ABA, to the Federal Government, belonging to one Godfrey Obioha.

JAGABA HAS SPOKEN* AS FOR ME, I FEAR 2015 ELECTIONS WILL TAKE BLOOD IF...


Tinubu: Use charms to defend your votes

As former Lagos State Governor, Senator Bola Tinubu of All Progressives Congress (APC) charged the electorates to use charms and other, perhaps diabolical methods to defend their votes in the forthcoming 2015 general elections, it dawned on me that my worst fear was beginning to unfold.

I LOVED YOU BILL COSBY, I COULD DIE FOR YOU, BUT NOW YOU ARE A RAPIST, I JUST DON’T KNOW…




I was stunned when the first accuser of Bill Cosby spoke out. Initially I was furious and itching to find her and scratch out her eyes. I felt she was just trying to soil his good name and reputation.
Bill Cosby was my world. The fact that he was black was the finishing point for me. I’m not a racist, but blacks had never had anything come easy to them.
This is my opinion and you can kiss my fat black arse if you don’t agree with me!

COURT TO QUASH BABALAKIN’S N4.7BN FRAUD CHARGE


Babalakin
A Lagos High Court sitting in Ikeja, presided over by Justice Lateef Lawal-Akapo, on Thursday, set aside January 19, 2015 as the day to deliver ruling on the application to quash the N4.7 billion fraud charge, made by Chairman of Bi-courtney Limited, Wale Babalakin (SAN).

ALLEGED HIGH CORRUPTION? I DEY LAUGH OH! AS 63 SENATORS BACK PLAN TO IMPEACH JONATHAN


SIXTY-three senators as of Thursday have signed up to the plan to impeach President Goodluck Jonathan in the upper legislative chamber, The PUNCH learnt in Abuja.One of the arrowheads of the move to remove Jonathan in the Senate showed our correspondent the list containing the signatures of the senators.

280 ASSASSINATED, 833 VEHICLES STOLEN IN 12 MONTHS


Abba
Honestly, the security report, from the Town Hall Meeting on Security held at the City Hall, Lagos Island, on Thursday is not comforting at all! How can 288 persons be assassinated in the last one year? I mean, coupled with the killing spree going on in the north, no thanks to Boko Haram. How many Nigerians are still alive sef?

WHY DID GOD TAKE MY HUSBAND AND DAUGHTER ON THE SAME DAY, CRIED WOMAN


A grieving mother, Kate Hanson, brokenly queried God after her husband, Ime Innocent Hanson and daughter, Ruth, 15, drowned in stagnant water at Marian Road extension in the Calabar Municipal Area of Cross River State.

INVASION OF NASS: POLICE IS THREAT TO 2015, DEMOCRACY


The Network On Police Reforms in Nigeria, (NOPRIN FOUNDATION), a nongovernmental organisation that acts as watchdog over activities of the Nigeria Police Force, has condemned the part played by the police during the recent invasion of the National Assembly by lawmakers.

‘I DIDN’T KNOW MEN PREACHING TO ME WERE ROBBERS’


Okechukwu
When a Good Samaritan gave lift to three commuters who started preaching to him about God and churches, he never in his wildest imagination bargained were wolves in human skin.

Thursday, November 27, 2014

PDP CHIEFTAIN, LOCAL GOVT CHIEFS CHARGED FOR MISUSE OF FUNDS


Chairman of Kauru Local Government Area, Kaduna State, his deputy and the council chairman of the People’s Democratic Party (PDP), have been charge for offences bordering on Conspiracy and Criminal Breach of Trust.

RISING CASES OF RAPE IN NIGERIA



In simplest form of the layman’s understanding; rape is ‘sexual intercourse without valid consent.’ The World Health Organisation (WHO) described it in 2002 as "physically forced or otherwise coerced penetration – even if slight – of the vulva or anus, using a penis, other body parts or an object.”

PSC WARNS IGP AGAINST DELAY IN POLICE DISCIPLINARY MATTERS



The Police Service Commission, today, November 27th, 2014, handed over the Instrument of Delegation of Powers to the Inspector General of Police, Mr. Sulieman Abbah with a demand that he must give account of the exercise of these powers.

TERRORISM: POLICE WASH HANDS OFF BUNGLING CASE AGAINST SUSPECTED TERRORIST AMINU SADIQ OGWUCHE*BLAMES DSS.AMINU SADIQ OGWUCHE WE ARE SORRY IF YOU ARE INNOCENT!



When the music was loudest, almost every Nigerian danced. We all wanted a scapegoat. Someone who would be the target of our pains, our losses and grieves. And the security agencies wanted to show they were up and doing. They picked  AMINU SADIQ OGWUCHE.  And we, mindlessly, went wild in relieve. 

Big hole waiting to swallow IGP as he refuses to recognise Tambuwal as speaker


IGP refuses to recognise Tambuwal as speakerJust as Nigerians are accusing the police and DSS of partisan in politics, instead of maintaining neutrality, the Inspector General of Police, Suleiman Abba, gave a noisy fart yesterday. I have a sinking feeling, in the pit of my stomach, for our democracy.

2015 ELECTIONS:SMELLING A RAT AS POLICE RECOVER 21 GUNS IN FULFILLMENT OF ITS PROMISE TO MOP UP ILLEGAL ARMS


21 guns, ammunition recovered in KwaraThe Kwara State Police Command said it has recovered 21 different guns in fulfillment of its promise to mop-up  illegal arms in circulation as the 2015 elections approach. I smell a rat ojare! Somethings are too good to be true.

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

ANTI-GRAFT WAR: THE FIGHT AGAINST CORRUPTION IS BEYOND EFCC


The Chairman of Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, Ibrahim Lamorde has reiterated the resolve of the Commission to partner with the civil society in the fight against economic and financial crimes in the country.

CAPTAIN, 14 OTHER ENEMIES OF THE STATE REMANDED




SOME OF THE SUSPECTS
Captain Olufemi Osagay and 14 other suspected oil thieves, alleged to be enemies of Nigeria, for stealing her crude oil, have been arrested.

N1.9BN OIL SUBSIDY FRAUD: WAGBATSAMA, OTHERS LOSE BID TO STOP TRIAL

Justice Lateefa Okunnu of the Lagos High Court today refused the application for stay of proceedings filed by Walter Wagbatsama, Adaoha Ugo-Ngadi and their Company, Ontario Oil and Gas Nigeria Limited, who are being prosecuted by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, for allegedly defrauding the Nigerian Government to the tune of N1.9billion in unearned fuel subsidy.

OKADA RIDER AND THE BOOBS’ MAGIC (1)



An old piece; written in the heydays of commercial bike riders in Lagos State. I enjoyed writing it. Hope you’ll enjoy reading it.
 I wouldn’t have believed that Okada riders derive some sort of perverse pleasure from ladies’ boobs pressed…nay…rubbing against their manly backs while they’re on motorbikes.
But I heard about it.
What the heck am I even talking about?
Hell! I witnessed it myself!
 I was just at the Maza-Maza Bus stop, a stone’s throw from Mile 2, when I noticed a lady with a well-endowed milk factory.

WIDOW WANTS POLICE PROTECTION TO BURY HUSBAND



A widow has petitioned the Inspector General of Police, Mr. Suleiman Abba, over threat to her life, allegedly made by her in-laws. She also wants the IGP to give her police protection, to enable her bury her husband without hassles from her in-laws.

MAN ESCAPES DEATH AFTER ATTEMPT TO STEAL TWO-YEAR-OLD GIRL



An unknown man was almost lynched alive at the Ajegunle area of Lagos State on Saturday, after he attempted to steal a two-year-old girl.

MAN POSES AS BUSINESS MOGUL, ALIKO DANGOTE TO KIDNAP BEAUTY PAGEANT CONTESTANT, DEMANDS N20M


IFADA
Operatives of the Special Anti-Robbery Squad(SARS), Ikeja, Lagos State Police Command have rescued a former pageant contestant on the platform of Miss. Nigeria from a guy whom posed as business mogul, Alhaji Aliko Dangote on Facebook in order to kidnap her.

KIDNAPPED FASHOLA WAS CHAINED, TIED IN TOILET, WHERE HE WAS FED



A couple was among four people arrested for kidnapping an Oil magnate at the Egbeda area of Lagos State. Investigators also discovered that the gang of kidnappers used to kidnap victims they know. To ensure the victims do not recognise them, they wear face masks.

SUSPECT WHO HIDES PISTOL FOR SNATCHING CARS INSIDE BREAD, SAYS ‘MY FRIEND SAID WE CAN NEVER MAKE IT BIG AS CONDUCTORS’


OSHODI AND SUNDAY

Two commercial bus conductors arrested for car snatching, have confessed that the pistol used in robbery was hidden inside a loaf of bread and brought from Benin to Lagos State.

GRAND MOTHER IN N65M LAND SCAM



Wonders will never end!
A granny who should be advising her kids and grand kids against fraudulent practices, is the person now being charged with fraud. Did she do it?

WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH TONTO DIKEH HAVING SEX?



I’m not one of those born with inhibitions about sex. I think sex is healthy and fun, depending on you.
Some idiots have been sending series of messages to my inbox about Tonto Dikeh and her sex life.
The first nonsense was about her allegedly caught on camera, having sex with wiz kid.

OUR INNOCENT CHIBOK GIRLS, NOW OUR GUILTY SUICIDE BOMBERS



Do you guys still remember that fateful twin blasts that rocked the Creek Road area of Liverpool Apapa, Lagos State.?
 The first explosion happened at Folawiyo Energy Company Limited.
The company is a tank farm, where fuel is discharged and later distributed.

BOKO HARAM: POLICE TO CONDUCT MOCK SECURITY EXERCISE WITH OTHER SECURITY AGENCIES

Boko Haram is really causing drastic changes within security circles. The Police said they are going to conduct a mock security exercise at Abuja tomorrow. It would be in conjunction with other security agencies. Yes! Let's team up and stop them!

OKIRO DEMANDS PUBLIC CONFIDENCE IN REVENUE COLLECTION, COMMENDS ROTARY CLUB FOR ITS PRO-POOR ACTIVITIES



The Chairman of the Police Service Commission, Dr. Mike Mbama Okiro has called for a system of revenue collection that guarantees the highest degree of public confidence in government’s integrity, efficiency and fairness. 

EVIL AGAINST KIDS: BOY FLUNG INTO RIVER OVER WITCHCRAFT ALLEGATION


Usen OkonWhat were his guardians thinking when they flung their 10-year-old ward, Usen Okon,  into the Imo River in the Ikot Abasi area of Akwa Ibom State over witchcraft allegations? Is the river supposed to carry purged him of the witchcraft? or they feel he’s off better dead?

B’HARAM: POLICE TO STOP SALARIES OF 30 MISSING POLICEMEN: HOW WILL THEIR WIVES AND KIDS FEED?


 Inspector-General of Police, Suleiman Abba
Inspector-General of Police, Suleiman Abba
Salaries of the missing 30 mobile policemen in Borno State would be stopped by April 2015, if the men failed to show up at their squadron units.

THIS IS JAW DROPPING SERIOUS. LAGOS SPENDS N2.3BN TO FUEL POLICE VEHICLES?


Lagos spends N2.3bn to fuel police vehiclesI can’t  just believe it! The Lagos State Government has through the security trust fund  spent N2.3 billion to fuel the police patrol vehicles and equipment since 2007. What the heck has the Federal Government being doing?

TERRORISM: TWO ANGELS OF DEATH IN HIJABS KILLED 60, INJURED 42


Whatever a guy can do, a woman can do better. We’ve heard this mantra severally. We know it by heart. Two female suicide bombers, determined to please the dreaded Boko Haram leader, Abubakar Shekau unleashed hell yesterday, killing 60 people  and nijuring over 42 after they blown up themselves at a Market, in Maiduguri.

CANCER IS NOT A DEATH SENTENCE, I SURVIVED IT- PROFESSOR WOLE SOYINKA





How I survived cancer, by Soyinka
 
Hard to believe, but true nonetheless, that  our own Nobel Laureate, Professor Wole Soyinka, has been battling death in form of prostate cancer for a while.

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

FORGED BANK DOCUMENTS GULP N4.2M

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, today arraigned one Hassan Muhammed Bashar of Federal College of Education (Technical )Gusau,  Zamfara State, and two others, Aliyu Muhammed and Murtala  Abubakar  before Justice Nasiru Umar Gumi of Zamfara State High Court , Gusau, on a 12-count charge that borders on conspiracy and forgery.

‘Why Igbo can’t produce President’



The President-General of Ohanaeze Ndigbo, Chief Gary Enwo-Igariwey, yesterday in Lagos, said an Igbo man cannot be President of Nigeria because of lack of unity in leadership roles.

Pakistani man kills niece for listening to loud music – police



A teenage Pakistani girl has been shot dead by her uncle following a row over loud music, police said Tuesday.

Nigerian Prisons begins confiscation of inmates’ cell phones



The Nigerian Prisons Service (NPS) on Tuesday in Abuja said that it had begun the recovery and confiscation of all cell phones “smuggled” into prisons by inmates.

'You are too much of p***y to shoot me': Explosive grand jury evidence reveals how an 'aggressive' Michael Brown taunted cop Darren Wilson before he was shot dead


Ferguson police officer: A horde of evidence heard by the grand jury in the Michael Brown shooting case has been released following the panel's decision not to indict Darren Wilson (pictured showing off his injuries)

The teenager addicted to eating SPONGES: 19-year-old gets through two a week to satisfy her cravings - and has even ended up in hospital


Rosie Skinner, 19, craves eating sponges and gets through around two a week. 'I have always loved the smell of a wet sponge. I crave that damp taste and feeling in my mouth,' she says

Why sleeping naked could cut your risk of diabetes... not to mention ward off infections, trim your waistline and make you less exhausted


Some like it cool: Marilyn Monoe, pictured in 1961, famously said she wore only Chanel No 5 in bed. It seems the movie star might have been on to something
Some like it cool: Marilyn Monoe, pictured in 1961, famously said she wore only Chanel No 5 in bed. It seems the movie star might have been on to something


David Cameron says he wears pyjamas, Donald Duck donned a nightcap and Marilyn Monroe wore just Chanel No 5 — but what is the best thing to wear in bed?

How your breast size affects your mental health: Having uneven or bigger boobs lowers self-esteem and causes eating disorders, study finds


Girls with different-sized breasts have poorer emotional well-being and lower self-esteem than their peers. They also have borderline issues with functioning socially and eating behaviours (file picture)
Girls with different-sized breasts have poorer emotional well-being and lower self-esteem than their peers. They also have borderline issues with functioning socially and eating behaviours (file picture)


Teenage girls with uneven or abnormally large breasts should be offered corrective surgery because the issues can significantly affect mental health, experts have warned.

Scarred acid attack victim, 20, tells court of horrific moment she had liquid thrown in her face by masked man 'in assault arranged by 80-year-old Muslim ex-lover'


Miss Horsman is pictured after her conversion to Islam

PICTURED: Baby-faced killer, 19, who stabbed to death 14-year-old son of millionaire finance worker in 'sexually motivated' murder after they met online playing video games


Tragedy: Baby-faced Lewis Daynes (pictured) today admitted murdering Breck Bednar, 14,

Two female suicide bombers kill over 30 in Borno

Two female suicide bombers blew themselves up on Tuesday in a crowded market in Nigeria’s northeastern city of Maiduguri, Borno State, killing at least 30 people, said witnesses and a security official.

Ferguson burns as armed rioters torch police cars and buildings and looters ransack shops in aftermath of grand jury decision NOT to indict cop Darren Wilson for killing black teen Michael Brown


Up in flames: Police in riot gear stand near a burning car on a street in Ferguson on Monday as protesters continue to express their anger over the decision not to indict Officer Darren Wilson on charges for shooting dead black teen Michael Brown 

2015: Vote for my husband, Patience begs women


Mrs. Patience Jonathan
The wife of the President, Mrs. Patience Jonathan, on Monday in Abuja pleaded with Nigerian women to vote for her husband, President Goodluck Jonathan in the 2015 Presidential election.

Wife seeks dissolution of 32-year-old marriage


Wife seeks dissolution of 32-year-old marriage
A 50-year-old housewife, Mrs Abeke Olowolafe on Monday approached an Ado-Ekiti Customary Court seeking dissolution of her 32-year-old marriage to her husband, James.

Corruption behind LASU crisis, says VC


Corruption behind LASU crisis, says VC
The Vice-Chancellor, the Lagos State University (LASU), Prof Oladapo Obafunwa, said his stance against culture of impunity and corruption was responsible for the crisis rocking the institution.

PDP ward congresses: Explosion, violence in C/River, Oyo, Lagos

THERE was palpable tension, on Monday, at the Cross River State secretariat of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) in Calabar, owing to an explosion, a few hours before the rescheduled ward congress.

Dogs’ attack: Four-year-old boy to get overseas treatment


Dogs’ attack: Four-year-old boy to get overseas treatment
Governor Babatunde Fashola said yesterday that he had approved overseas treatment for the four-year-old boy, Abraham Omonigho, who dogs attacked in Igando area of Lagos State.

Female kidnapper, others held in Nasarawa


Female kidnapper, others held in Nasarawa
The police in Nasarawa State yesterday paraded a 36-yearold woman, Sandra Linus, for allegedly kidnapping a nine-year-old girl, Nnenna Ogbonna, at Masaka in Karu Local Government Area of the state.

Monday, November 24, 2014

Cameroon kills 100 Boko Haram militants


Cameroon soldiers
The Cameroonian army has killed around 100 Boko Haram militants in a military operation that targeted a training camp set up by the group in the country’s Far North Region near the Nigerian border, a security source said Monday.