Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Wrong sexual signals

Before you make your move on a guy or babe, be absolutely sure that you’ve understood the signals you’re receiving from the person.

It could be quite embarrassing if you think a babe or guy is sexually interested in you and you make your move, only to see the stunned or embarrassed expression on the person’s face.

Some guys would claim that a babe gave them, ‘the come on’ sign, whereas the babe was just being her nice, friendly and kind self.

There’re many ways you could react to smiles, a conversation and innocuous questions.

Some people gets over such mistakes and tend to look back on it with a smile, describing the situation as embarrassing, but to other people, the ‘the first cut is the deepest.’ It could leave them scarred for life, becoming psychologically unable to approach a babe or guy ever.

And yes, I believe that a babe can woo a guy she’s interested in. Yes, I also know that so many small minded guys would see her as cheap, but like we all know, many people just went to count the wall-geckoes in the universities, not to really learn.

An efficient secretary had a nice boss. He pays her well and always seemed to be genuinely interested in her welfare.

She thought the guy was interested in her sexually and hadn’t made a move on her because he was married. She on the other hand, was heart and soul in love with the guy.

She could never stop talking about the guy to her friends. One of them advised her to approach the guy and tell him of her feelings.

She had always taken pains with her appearance. But on the day she screwed up courage to express her feelings to her oga, she dressed to kill. 

After getting cold feet on several instances that day, she finally blurted it out. It was like a weight off her chest.

The boss nearly fainted.

After he got over his shock, he almost chewed her life. He felt that was the height of insult and insubordination and promptly sacked her that same day.

After working for the guy so long, she wasn’t intelligent enough to know that the man was naturally nice and giving to people. She read him wrong and it earned a sack!

Imagine the nerve, ‘toasting’ your oga! What effrontery! If the guy had been a ‘bad guy,’ he would have ‘chopped her good’ and dumped her later.  He was a real gentleman. A rare breed!

How many guys can turn down such an opportunity of a free romp…yes, I know all romps are free, but you know what I mean!

Just because a guy stands with you every day he sees you to exchange pleasantries, doesn’t mean he wants to date you. A guy can even buy one or two items for you; it still doesn’t mean he wants to date you either.

One of the troubles of getting signals mixed is that it could lead to rape. Yes, take that to the bank!

A lady a guy just wooed gives him a peck, maybe once and twice and before you know it, he begins to think she’s dying to feel his turgid manhood impaling her.

Once he gets her alone, he wouldn’t take no for an answer. If he doesn’t take no for an answer, what do you think he would do?

That’s why babes should be very wary in going home with guys that had just met.

In a country like Nigeria, most men believe that collecting gifts from them means the lady is interested in them sexually.

Many of them don’t seem to know that a guy and a babe can have a fulfilled relationship without sexual strings attached.

Many of them, who offered gifts to babes, would sooner or later express sexual desires.

If she declines, maybe shocked at the guy’s behavior or request, they think she had been playing and leading them on.

During my undergraduate days, I used to be very careful in accepting gifts from guys. Many of such gifts are ‘Greek gifts.’

I made sure I never asked for anything from a ‘toaster,’ except he willing gave such gifts.

We don’t just know who’s a cultist among the several ‘toasters.’ You don’t know whom you might collect a gift from and later declined to date.

You just never know who might plan with other guys to lure you somewhere and gang rape you. These just because he thought you were interested in having a relationship with him.

I remember my course-mate, Sheriff. He was a nice guy. He was quick to smile and laugh. Even now, I can’t recollect ever seeing him angry. I told him one day that I liked his personality and that was it, the guy refused to let he rest.

He thought I was hitting on him. Sick and tired of trying to avoid hurting him, I finally told him bluntly that I had a boy-friend and was only paying him a compliment. My heart broke as I watched him shuffled away with his tail between his legs in defeat.

It was better I told him…

So before you make your move, ask yourself if the guy is really into you…or is he just being friendly.

Before you get that lady alone and attempt to kiss her lip, be sure she’s into you. A wrong move could earn you a slap from her…

If you truly feel in your heart that she had led you on, be man enough to walk away when and if she tells you she’s not interested in you.

Trying to show her that you’re the man, wouldn’t do your profile any good and resorting to rape is even worse.

There’re many babes who thrive on sending mixed signals to guys. These babes just want to ‘chop and clean’ mouth. They want to ‘receive’ and never ‘give’ anything in return.

They play games with men’s emotions, collecting here and there. It’s not cool, but still there’re men like that too.

They go from north to west, banging babes, leaving them high and dry on empty promises.

As male or female, you should be able to decode and know someone who is genuinely interested in you.

When you’ve come to realise that the person is just using you, walk away. You can’t force someone to love you. This however doesn’t mean that your true love is not outside, waiting for you.

This brings me to the discussion of fraudsters, who go about, promising marriages to matured women. But that’s a discussion for another day.

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