I’m not a guy, so I can’t possibly understand or comprehend what makes a guy noses after a female.
I don’t understand why a guy does stupid things and take crazy chances because he wants to sample a particular honey.
Just saying it’s sexual chemistry…sexual attraction makes it too simplistic.
I mean, why would a guy want to cane his house help when he has a lovely, attractive wife at home?
Why would a guy want to disrespect his wife by foraging through the wilder shores of their maid’s forestry?
I heard what you’re saying. You’re saying that the wife could be a shit of a wife.
I know, but if you must cheat on your wife, why choose your house help of all people?
Talk about stooping low!
I’ve reflected a lot on this issue and I know how easy it can be for a man to lust after his housemaid, especially if he has a ‘shit of a wife.’
I mean, the maid is always and already playing the role of a wife. She cooks, does the laundry and in all likelihood gives attention to the man of the house, than his busy wife does.
Why, most housemaids even pay attention to the kids, than their biological mothers.
The uncanny ability of some housemaids to worm their way into their masters’ bed has made some women to become wary in employing housemaids.
Some of them are like leech. When they bore their teeth into the master of the house, they’ll never let go.
And any master, stupid enough to impale such babes without condoms, are likely going to end up with unwanted pregnancies.
You know what the song writer said; When you make love with no condom, anything can happen.
Do you guys still remember the story I told you about a housemaid who took over her madam’s husband because the woman was so caught up in church activities and serving God, that she forgot her matrimonial home activities and serving her husband and her kids.
She was either in her shop, selling aluminum plates or she was at one church programmes or the other. You know must churches are seriously competing among themselves these days, over which one would be able to come up with the most occupying church programmes in the churches.
Sometimes I wonder when some of the members have time to go to their offices or attend to their businesses.
I fail to understand the logic of leaving your work or business unattended to, while believing that God will miraculously promote you or prosper that business.
You’re not up and doing at the office…in fact you don’t come often to office, yet you would be praying for promotion and increase of salary. Days that you’re supposed to be at the office, you’ll be at the mountain or some other church events. When your boss complains, you call him/her anti-christ!
You hardly spend time in your shop, tending to your business, yet you spend all your life at church, praying for God to prosper that business.
Are you praying for a miracle or a magic? If you plant a seed and you don’t water and tend it, it will very well wither and die!
Back to the issue at hand; my argument is that it’s not cool to belittle your wife by banging your house maid.
It’s so easy for you because she’s handy. But think of the shame when the bubble finally bursts and the secret walk out of the closet! You won’t even be able to look at your wife, kids, family members or friends in the face.
It’s a few minutes sexual pleasure that is capable of destroying your marriage.
True, some men look forward to their wives finding out. But those are husbands who are having nightmarish marriages. There are too many of such husbands.
This issue is however vice versa. Women too often find themselves in the same situation. They find themselves married to a shit of a husband and would start banging the house boy, driver or gardener.
The point I’m driving at here, is that some husbands don’t even have problems with their wives, yet will never turn away from their house helps boobs or over rounded bakassi.
They seemed to have been cursed by some unknown gods to always bang a female in their household, who comes in as house help.
It’s another form of sexual harassment you know. The maid probably needs the job desperately and the good for nothing oga, exploits that desperation.
If he wants sex and she says no, he might concoct lies to make his wife send her away.
They are men who can’t woo or bang highly placed women, except cheap looking babes like their house helps.
Its psychological you know. It’s a thing of the mind!
A friend of mine just told me a story of a particular guy, who has a thing for house maids.
He has kids and a lovely, working class wife. He’s not doing badly too in his career.
Whether he had been banging his housemaids for long or not is unclear, but his angry wife insisted that he must have been doing it.
After she caught him panties down with their last house maid, she said that so many statements, which she had taken as innocuous, began to make different meanings to her.
She said she recalled how saucy one of her past house maids became until she had to send her away.
In her own words: “My maid was acting like a rival. When I talk, she talked back at me. House helps are hard to find, but when I couldn’t tolerant her rudeness anymore, I sent her away.”
She started searching for another one. When she got a new one, she recalled her husband complaining that the lady was too thin.
Like a good husband, who was keenly interested in assisting his wife in taking the domestic loads off her shoulders, he had gently suggested that she should ensure that any other housemaid they get was fleshy. Maybe he doesn’t like lepacious babes.
He brainwashed her by saying that such thin ladies could be carrier of some unknown diseases. Smart guy! Talk about twisting things to suit one!
She has changed several maids for one reason or another.
When she walked in on her husband with their last maid, she couldn’t believe her eyes. She thought they were playing tricks on her.
But the crying voice of the maid cut through her, dragging her back to reality.
The maid said: “Madam, I’m sorry! I no wan do am. But na oga no let me rest…”
Oga on the other hand, looked like he had just sighted medusa with her glorious serpentine heads.
He turned into a statue.
But his manhood, which must have been furious some minutes ago, was already beginning to bow down. There was semen running down his thighs.
Everyone has been begging his wife, but she refused to listen. She said her skinned crawled when she found her man with the house maid. She insisted that such practices had been going on right under her nose for long and she didn’t know.
She said she would have forgiven her husband, if he had gone out to bang another woman, than to bang their house maid in their matrimonial home.
Needless to say, the marriage has crumpled like a pack of cards. Let’s hope the wife will reconsider after she simmers down.
Lest I forgot, the wife is a banker. Go figures abi?
Don’t even go there…there’s no excuse for some nonsense!
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