Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Let’s talk about men who harass babes with their sugar sticks (2)



 Apparently a babe’s buttock gives them a hard on. They seize every gallop, bump, jiggle of the bus to slam their already erect sugar sticks into the poor back/buttocks of the babe standing in their front in the bus.






Maybe you don’t know, but there are different kinds of  perverts in Lagos and probably Nigeria.
I aim to tell you about some of them.
They are so many that we can’t even begin to enumerate them today.
We have commercial bus perverts. These perverts, who use their sugar sticks to harass babes. They are best found in commercial buses, especially buses where passengers are forced to take to standing because they want to get to their destinations on time.
I want to believe that these perverts deliberately choose to take standing in such buses, while they also ensure they stand behind a lady.
Apparently the babe’s buttock gives them a hard on. They seize every gallop, bump, jiggle of the bus to slam their already erect sugar sticks into the poor back/buttocks of the babe standing in their front.
I’ve also seen another sort of perverts.
I once saw this old guy in a commercial bus; he kept sliding his fingers into the almost exposed anus of a babe sitting in front of us.
 It was nauseating to say the least. We all saw and kept quiet. I guessed somehow, we were expecting the babe to bring the heavens down. But she disappointingly kept mute.
We sat at the last seat back of the bus, while the babe’s seat was just in front of us. It was a coaster bus.
She wore a low-waist jean trouser. Immediately she sat down, the jean pulled dangerously low, almost exposing her anus. I didn’t get to see her anus, but I saw the long line leading towards that direction. Everyone saw it.
The old fool saw it too. We looked away. But Baba refused to look away and even allowed his meandering fingers to dive into her shit hole!
Recollecting it makes me wanna puke!
I just can’t understand why she didn’t turn around and challenged him. She allowed him to get away with it.  And for that, Baba will try same rubbish on another babe. God please let someone slap him soon. Please God!
I still fail to comprehend Baba’s perverse pleasure in digging his fingers into a babe’s shit hole.
A few days ago, my friend Faith, had an encounter with one of such weird creatures at Ikeja, right after under Bridge bus stop. Most people call that area Medical Road.
Right at the Keke Napep (tricycle) queue: Yes, where she wanted to board a Keke to Allen.
I must however tell you that Faith has a shape and buttocks which can make a monk think twice about going celibate.  
The next lines are hers:  
She said:  “I was on the queue, waiting for a tricycle when a man that looked like a born again came and stood behind me. He was carrying a handbag and speaking on his phone. I wasn’t paying attention until I felt something poking into my bum bum.
“I turned around and noticed it was his handbag. I turned away. This continued for some time, until I turned suddenly and caught his very hardened and erect manhood. That was it!  Apparently anytime I glanced back, he would use his handbag to cover his erection.
I was very uncomfortable. I noticed a guy on the other queue, heading to Opebi, looking at the two of us in a funny way.
“If I tried to stand, shifting away from the man, he would shift and continued to stand behind me. It became a game. I would move this or that way, he would follow suit, looking for ways to be closer to my bumbum.
“We were like that for some time when my phone rang. I bent down to unzip my bag and out if the corner of my eyes, I behold the man’s penis, almost bursting from his trouser.
“I immediately raised my head and met his eyes, watching me.  When he saw that the game was up, he asked me if the bus was going to Allen. When I said yes, he said he was not going to Allen and quickly bolted from the line…”   
We also have perverts who I call ‘elbow perverts.’ These types prefer to use their elbows to touch a babe’s boobs who are unfortunate to sit beside them in buses.
To be continued ebere20@gmail.com, 08155733671

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