The hide and seek game simply turns them on.
Some men and women go into it because they are sexually bored with their legal partners at home.
Some men will tell you that varieties are the spice of life. Why keep eating amala and ewedu when you can change your diet by eating vegetable soup?
Sometimes, it could be that a woman is married to a guy who is a monkey in bed. He knows absolutely nothing about how to please a woman in bed. There are a lot of men like that!
I’m ashamed to say that a good number of men don’t even know what foreplay is. They only know how to untie their wives’ wrappers from her waist and jump on her like agama lizard, falling down from a wall. They push their irritating and painful sticks into her. The sugar stick becomes the bitter stick.
Whether she’s wet, ready or not is immaterial to them. And when he comes forth, he pours his holy fluid recklessly into his woman’s crevice and then turns to the other side of the bed and starts snoring his stupid head off.
For crying out loud, tell me why such a woman wouldn’t seek another lover? Yeah, I heard you…she should tell him what to do…but such men always feel macho and are on ego trip.
They wouldn’t want to know or believe they are doing something wrong. They just wouldn’t want to learn! Tell them to finger a babe, something even a 15-year-old teenage boy can do with eyes shut, they end up bruising the babe.
They rub her clit like they are using sandpaper to smoothen a wooden bench! Monkeys I tell you!
To finger a clit, you need to be gentle and only increase the tempo as the babe starts panting and twisting in increasing pleasure.
Her body language is a compass to guide and help a guy to navigate to the shores of orgasm.
Some people go into such an affair because they are ‘unhappily married.’
They stay on in the marriage because of the kids or because they don’t know how to start all over again. Perhaps age is no longer on their side. To beat the unhappiness and depression, they seek another partner outside the marriage.
What about different sexual drives between husband and wife? To some men, going three rounds is just the beginning of his bedmatics, while the wife can go only a round and even at that it is with: “I beg Iya Moriah…jo…jo”
A girlfriend of mine told me that two rounds of sex was just a warm up for her. She can’t and wouldn’t ever marry a guy that didn’t have the stamina to brave several rounds, she said.
One man’s macaroni is another man’s worm. My friend feel sexually frustrated and unsatisfied if she gets married to a one-round-of-sex-kind-of-man.
The same goes for men. I have a friend whose husband used to pour forth before she’s even wet. Today, she’s scouting around for a lover. When I told her to discuss her sexual frustration with her husband, she said he wouldn’t listen, that she was tired of discussing it. She told me that it was so bad that she even begs him to use his finger or tongue to make her come, but he wouldn’t.
The selfish bastard!
He had attained his own cloud nine and didn’t give a dung shit whether his wife is okay or not. Life is tough!
And still others go into it because of loneliness. You’d find a young pretty lady, left alone for years by a husband who had gone overseas to make money.
Some men leave their wives for as long as five, six years without sex. Are they crazy or something?
Haba, my brother, what are you saying…stop whispering to me…say it loud, let others hear it!
I will tell them!
He said she should be masturbating, afterall, the guy went overseas to work because he wanted to give her and the children the best.
Listen, most times, women just want their husbands to be there for them. Some of these men have already discovered the green pasture, mow it to brown patches and stacked it in a barn, yet they still use the excuse that they are still trying to settle down, to keep staying overseas.
The truth is that most of them are married to white women and will leave the Nigerian woman here. They fear the oyinbo wife than the Nigerian one.
A lonely wife, denied of sex for long, will soon start craving and searching for it.
May God not allow her to do it with their gateman or driver, Amen!
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