Thursday, December 4, 2014

Perfect clandestine affair? (3)


I mean, there’s a stage she gets to, she’ll say: “There’s no different between the candy bars of a gateman, to other men…” and make do with that of a gateman.


Just as women get lonely and horny, so do men. You wouldn’t believe that some silly women travel out of the country for months, leaving their home and children to their husbands’ to mind.

They even leave the men with a pretty house maid, blessed with a Mount Venus figure. And you expect him not to nibble? Please grow up sister!
You forget that ‘Penis no go school and no get sense!’ Any female cunt it sees after living in denial of sex for months, it will say, ‘Yes ma! Yes ma!’ just to burrow into that warm and wet crevice.
There may be other sundry reasons for married men banging married women, but this is as far as I go. I’m beat!
Let me talk to Frank Mba now one on one. Listen Frank, there’s nothing like perfect clandestine affair. No matter how neat it looks or sounds, there’s always a loophole somewhere.
Do you know that a married man or woman could become emotionally attached to each other to the extent they might both walk out of their marriages?

The fall out of such affairs is that some times, the man or woman may fall in love with the sex partner and out flies the rules.
This love might not be reciprocated by the partner – guy or babe – involved in this relationship. We now have a problem on our hands. For the one in love will do anything and everything to make sure the other belongs to him/her. Desperate situations call for desperate measures. The person might resorts to juju/black magic, voodo.
The end justifies the means.


You guys still remember the story I told you happened in Bariga, Lagos State.
Married woman banging a married man. The man became so much in love with her and her prowess in bed that he begged her to leave her husband.
He promised to make the world her footstool, but she refused. She told him that though she was fooling around with him, she loved her husband.
When next she came, he planted magun on her, she went home, fulfilled her bedroom duty to her husband and the poor sucker died. The lover wanted her only to himself and took out the stumbling block on the path of his crazy desire.
What about the story of the lady I told you about?

Yes, the one that got a job at a company and discovered that her ex-lover was also a staff there. He was married, she was married, but he still wanted the affair to resume after they had lost contact for years and married different people.
Then the company selected people that will go to Ghana for a seminar. They were among the team. It happened at Ghana. They were banging each other like rabbits.

When they came back to Nigeria, the babe reverted back to form. Back to been Miss. Ice Princess.


The guy wouldn’t have none of it. He wanted the banging to continue. When she still refused, he started threatening and blackmailing her. He said he’d spill the bean to her husband. He was willing and ready to destroy her marriage.
He said it was more than sex to him. That he loved her to death. He didn’t care if his own wife found out or not. The proof of the relationship was the babe’s pant, which he threatened to show to her husband. He took it on one of the days he went to her hotel room to bang her.
Probably as a memento, souvenir or already planning his game?

Anyway, he told her either she plays ball or he tells her husband. She was in a dilemma.
How does a babe begin to explain to her husband, how her underwear got into the hands of another guy? Perfect clandestine affair indeed! Give me a break Frank Mba!

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