Phone sex with another guy (2)

Then he started calling to insult me. Then he would apologise. I guess such nonsense might thrill some ladies, but hell, not me.

When I told him that I would want him to speak with my husband, the calls abruptly stopped.

There’s another guy; his case is quite different from my idiot, but he’s also a pain in the butt.

I only needed to see his text message to know that it’s him again. Before I used to curse and insult him. But strangely,  such moves seemed to thrill him. I stopped and resorted to ignoring him.
These days, the dirty messages are coming in trickle, not in floods anymore. Guess he’s getting tired too.

Some people are just sick!

About two months ago, I interviewed a guy who had a similar experience as those I narrated above. He got a call from a lady, who claimed she dialed a wrong number. Even after the guy told him it was a wrong number, she called again and began chatting him up.
The guy was married, but the lady said she was not.

The chatting with this  strange lady got to a point where the guy started sending her money for recharge cards. He told her about himself and his business.

Situation came to a head when the lady, armed with his home address, came to Lagos all the way from Benin, Edo State.

She was not alone. She was with some Anti-Robbery Policemen to arrest him for robbery. Apparently, police arrested the girl, saw his name on her phone contact, asked her who he was and she fingered him as a robber. That was the yarn the police spin, like we’re stupid or something!
My guess was that she was working with the police and probably other criminals. The bottom-line was money for bail!

Phone sex is actually common among married couples who live or work far away from each other and who do not want to cheat on each other. It means, if you’re in the mood for sex and your guy is not available, you can call him, tell him what you want and have it with him. It has to do with imagery.

You both use words to build images that put you into the game, charging you both and making your adrenalin pump like mad.

Imagery well used can get a lady wet and make a guy become turgid. I could elaborate further if you want, so that you’ll get my drift proper.

First, both of you need to be naked…she tells you how she wants your tongue lapping at her nipples…suckling, dragging, kneading and palming until they’re hard…perhaps we’ll continue this discussion another day…no space.

It’s not the same thing as his shaft ramming down your honey, but it’s better than nothing. The fact that he wants you so badly, that he’s calling you on phone to have it, ought to make you feel special and desired.

We should all be careful with modern technologies. It’s the fastest form of disseminating and receiving information, but we shouldn’t make it the fastest way of ending our marriages.
It’s sheer stupidity to think that because this new guy did not impale you with his manhood, it means you’ve not cheated on your guy.
Just lusting after another guy, other than your guy, is a form of cheating.

Engaging in phone sex with another guy who’s not your husband is another form of cheating.
Anything that you know is morally wrong to do with another guy, other than your guy, is cheating. Your heart of hearts will always tell you the truth.

I remembered a mail a got from a fan. He was apparently a born-again judging from the content of his email. He wanted to know if receiving a blow job from his fiancee or him going down on her was equivalent to having sex.
Abeg see me see trouble O! Talk about taking short cut to heaven. Please, what are the differences folks?